Without being sexist or stereotypical, I believe it is fair to say that as a general rule: Women cannot read road-maps. From this, I may even go as far as saying that they cannot navigate all-together...
Well, maybe that's just me.
Apart from my childhood cats, I have never met anyone who had the ability to see in the dark. Despite the bucket loads of carrots I ate in the hope of un-locking this super power, it never did eventuate. I could however, navigate myself around my own house quite comfortably without running into door frames or poking my eye out with antiques - as I imagine most people could probably do themselves in the comfort of their own home.
More recently though, I have found this seemingly concrete ability is fading. No I have not relocated my furniture, moved house or smoked illegal substances - I just cannot for the life of me move around quietly without breaking anything. I shuffle about, arms flailing, eventually stumbling to my destination with loud clunks that echo throughout the silent house.
Why? I'm asking you - Am I slowly losing my mind as I am my taste buds?* Or is it normal to lose consciousness of your surroundings (even though they've remained unchanged for 18 years?)
*Update on the taste bud situation: I can no longer tell the difference between chocolate and caramel Paddle Pops.
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2 comments:
Oh no! This is terrible, no taste!!
We'll just have to eat lots of paddlepops when you come down so that we can be really certain. Just like old times!
I can read road maps!! its true ask anyone, i am the best road map reader around!!
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